Sunday, 27 May 2018

Party Boy Sings >> Pussy Crazy at the Forbidden Bowling Alley

This artist has an amazing 17 albums on Spotify, with titles such as "Farts and Poo in a Toilet Full of Pee", "Bohemian Ass Disco with a Pubic Rhapsody", "Peeing and Pooping in My Pants", and "Whacky Farty Party with Huge Titties".  Normally I would assume he had let his four-year-old son choose the names, but having listened to some of the songs I'm not convinced.

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Sunday, 20 May 2018

The Willett Family >> The Roving Journeymen

Something a little different for you this week. From the depths of Spotify's archive comes this 1969 album of English traditional songs, sung by Ben, Tom, and Chris Willett. Despite the obvious age in their singing voices it's not bad, but I have to wonder who would buy this and why?

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Sunday, 13 May 2018

Wing >> Wing's Greatest Hits

I last featured Wing on this blog back in 2009, and we're very much overdue for a revisit.  If you've never heard of Wing before, she's a Chinese singer who covers songs in her own inimitable style. A real treat for the ears.

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Sunday, 6 May 2018

Joey and Martha Welz >> When Two Become One

This autobiographical album seems like a sweet idea at first. What puzzles me though is why they would ever release it to the public? Not only that, but there's a second album with more of the same!

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Sunday, 29 April 2018

Léon fa Du Fond >> Biggest OG in Ottawa

Straight from the autotune dimension, this French-Canadian rapper somehow manages a well produced album despite his lack of vocal talents. A polished turd.

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Sunday, 22 April 2018

DJ Matari >> Greatness

Greatness is living on the inside of you, claims DJ Matari.  However, his actions don't mirror his words, as he was arrested earlier this month for stealing the Oscar trophy from American actress Frances McDormand. "Are sick beats supposed to make me feel physically sick like this?" writes AlbinoWino11.

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Sunday, 15 April 2018

William Verkler >> ExtermiNation

"Instrumentals with Sound Effects", and "POPULATION CONTROL: Not the Sort of CHANGE I Expected" adorn the cover of this album of synth... music?  Lots more albums from this artist to check out, all equally awful.

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Sunday, 8 April 2018

The Mike Korzak Band >> Uncle Beanies Band

I imagine the recording of this album went a little like this: "OK, we're recording? Yeah? Great. Can you turn it up? A bit more? A bit more? All the way up. Now boost it a little more. Yeah that's good. Perfect.  Now, start the drum machine."

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I love the fact that every album this artist has uses the same cover photo.

Sunday, 1 April 2018

Nooshi >> The Complete Easter Party Album

Happy Easter! Here's a special album that celebrates everything that is sacred about this holiday. Some of the songs seem strangely familiar, such as "Twelve Days of Easter" and "Deck the Eggs". You like songs sung in high pitch, right? Of course you do.

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Sunday, 25 March 2018

The Strange Man Who Sings About Dead Animals >> Very Sad Songs About Very Dead Animals

Hey, I know you!  You're that guy from a few weeks ago, Papa Razzi and the Photogs!  You can't fool me!  Just how many names do you go by?  How does this guy find enough time to record all these songs?

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Turns out his name is Matt Farley, he goes by over 70 aliases, and has released more than 19,000 songs.

Sunday, 18 March 2018

BrexitAnthem >> We Want Our Country Back

A follow-up to last week's topic, the singer of this cringeworthy song is under the delusion that the vote to leave the EU will make the UK a better place. "We want our freedom back, with accountable leaders who know and care". Well, couldn't agree more with that one, but that's got nothing to do with the EU.

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Sunday, 11 March 2018

L.G. Boreland >> Brexit Brexit You're Not So Cherio

This hard-hitting opinion piece on the separation of the United Kingdom from the European Union goes into great depth regarding the political and economic implications of such a huge decision.  No, not really.  Did you expect anything less from this blog?

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Sunday, 4 March 2018

Papa Razzi and the Photogs >> Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice

Piano improv, it's a thing that people do, and this guy does it a lot. He records album after album of himself singing about random things such as celebrities, politicians, things that famous people say or do, authors, comedians, movie directors, fictional characters, and lots lots (lots) more.  It was hard to choose just one, but I did.

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Sunday, 25 February 2018

Chief Kooffreh >> The Cries Of 100 Million Americans

Dear readers. Today I bring you a special treat. An artist I have discovered that you are going to become very familiar with, because he's an absolute treasure-trove of trash.  Enjoy.

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Every single album this guy has released is amazing.

Sunday, 18 February 2018


Is it cheating to use albums that are intentionally bad?  At least, I hope it's intentionally bad, because otherwise this guy would be seriously delusional.  Bonus points for that photoshop work.

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As I write, this artist has 11 albums on Spotify, all equally cringeworthy. Check them out.

Sunday, 11 February 2018

Vennu Mallesh >> I Love U Dear

Valentine's Day, the most romantic day of the entire year.  Let the soothing vocals of our old friend Vennu Mallesh take you away to a land of fantasy and pleasure, where he will serenade you night and day and show you his love.

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Sunday, 4 February 2018

Hot Dad >> Are President

Sometimes an album is bad not because the artist is a bad singer, or because the music is poorly produced, but simply because of the content of the songs.  This guy obviously has talent, but who would actually listen to this album for pleasure?

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Check out his other albums, including "TV", 101 tracks singing about different TV shows.

Sunday, 28 January 2018

One Dolla Timbo >> No Comment

"I'm not a stalker", insists this kid.  Presumably that's because his mother wants him home for dinnertime and he has homework to do in the evening, and school keeps him busy during the day.

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Sunday, 21 January 2018

Drew Fitzgerald >> Iconic

I've struck a goldmine of terrible music by simply searching for songs titled 'fidget spinner', and this album is no exception.  Amazingly her singing is so bad that the autotune can't save it.

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Sunday, 14 January 2018

DrinkOJ >> OJ3

The highlight of this album, if you can call it a highlight, is the fourth track, "Fidget Spinner".  However, Spotify says this album was released in the year 2000, so perhaps the artist is some sort of time traveller?

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Sunday, 7 January 2018

The Shaggs >> Philosophy of The World

This album dates from 1968, and perhaps might be best experienced while under the influence of drugs.  I suggest a strong anaesthetic.  Wikipedia says these girls' father forced them into becoming a band, I can only hope he has been severely punished for this crime.

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Sunday, 31 December 2017

Vennu Mallesh >> Wish U Enjoy New Year

Happy New Year!  If I set the chronotron on my time machine correctly, this post should be arriving on New Year's Day, 2018.  Here's a track from Vennu Mallesh, and he wants to Wish U Enjoy New Year.  Please do the needful.

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Monday, 25 December 2017

Crudbump >> Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas

A bonus song, aren't you lucky? Like an extra Christmas present from a relative you don't see very often and had given up hope of actually getting a gift from, but then they turn up unexpectedly, and you haven't got them anything but they got you something. Now you just feel awkward.

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Sunday, 17 December 2017

M.I.K.3 >> Gun Life

I'm not sure if this is rap or hip hop, but it doesn't really matter how you classify it because either way it's still awful.  I assume the album art was created by taking a photo of the reaction by the first person who was forced to listen to this album.

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