Sunday, 17 September 2017
Too much talent, claims Princess Vitarah. I somehow doubt her royal lineage, but she's already set herself up as a liar by claiming she has talent (let alone too much of it). Definitely not safe for work. Or home. Or travelling.
Don't forget to check out her other releases, too!
Posted by azc at 20:00
Sunday, 10 September 2017
The stars and stripes! An eagle! A big truck! This album must be some sort of patriotic American tribute, right? Wrong. It's a French guy. Bamboozled again!
Amazingly, the title translates to "love and midi music". Thanks to submitter Marc, who apologises to you all.
Posted by azc at 21:37
Sunday, 3 September 2017
Sunday, 27 August 2017
They say the best songs are ones where you can really relate to the lyrics. Many songs have been written about love, sex, death, and cheap fish from the market, but this catchy tune tackles perhaps the most tricky subject of all: not knowing where your keys and phone are.
Posted by azc at 21:24
Sunday, 20 August 2017
This singing superstar was "discovered" at his market stall, selling his wares by using his vocal talents and singing about his cheap fish. His voice isn't actually that bad, but it earns its place on this blog because of the lyrics, and the DJ remixes on this release.
This actually reached number 28 in the UK Singles Chart, number 4 in the UK Dance Chart, and number 1 in the UK Asian Chart.
Posted by azc at 21:18
Sunday, 13 August 2017
Sunday, 6 August 2017
This submission to the blog came with a follow-up email regretting their submission because they found out the singer has autism, and felt bad their inclusion. Well, in the interest of equal opportunities, I'm including it anyway. Bad singing is bad singing, after all.
Sorry Jac, it was just too
Posted by azc at 20:53
Sunday, 30 July 2017
How did you sleep last night? I hope it was good, because after listening to this you might not sleep again for a while. This is a horrid collection of noise from what I can only assume is someone possessed by evil spirits. Enjoy.
Thanks to submitter Dominic, who claims this is "cracking stuff". His words, not mine.
Posted by azc at 20:47
Sunday, 23 July 2017
Roobie Breastnut's first album, "Porn Flush," set the stage for her musical career of combining 90s-era dance sounds with low-grade talk-singing about boobs, balls, and butts. You'd think that a musical career with songs such as "Scrotum Sack", "Fuck Me Fuck Me", and "Ooh Baby Naked Dance" would be impeccable, but, you wouldn’t really think that, actually. Nope.
Posted by azc at 20:29
Tuesday, 13 December 2016
This dreadful rendition of The Macarena, expertly mixed with a selection of Christmas classics, comes in at a tortuous 16 minutes and 27 seconds.
If that's not enough for you masochists, the album also features Hot Hot Hot Christmas Medley Extended Edition, also over 16 minutes.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!
Posted by azc at 11:31
Saturday, 26 March 2016
Vanilla were a British girl group from Barnet, England, founded in 1997. This song won the ITV Chart Show "Worst Music Video Ever" award and was voted number 26 on Channel 4's "100 Worst Pop Records".
I say no way, no way, to listening to this more than once.
Posted by azc at 12:15
Sunday, 24 May 2015
The self-proclaimed Best Greatest Hacker In The Universe is so good at hacking that he hacked together this album without even needing to have any talent.
Posted by azc at 22:53
Thursday, 3 April 2014
You want me to let you down easy, James? OK. Here goes. You suck at singing. Oh sorry that wasn't letting you down very easy, was it? Let me try again. You're awful. Hmm, no, I'm not very good at that.
Thanks to submitter Nathan for this awful noise
Posted by azc at 14:17
Sunday, 23 February 2014
Sing Dance and Sweat Audio Album For Holiday Mood, to give this album its full title, is one of two equally awful albums on Spotify by Raj Shankar. Here's a tip, Raj. When you're designing your album cover, don't wear a white suit on a white background, or you'll look like a floating disembodied head.
Thanks to Jac for this one by email submission!
Posted by azc at 14:19
Monday, 3 February 2014
Saturday, 1 February 2014
Friday, 31 January 2014
Sunday, 19 August 2012
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Sunday, 29 July 2012
This album features a collection of classic hits by the likes of Gladys Knight & The Pips, Journey, and Tommy Tutone. It also features everyone's favourite muscular Austrian body-builder turned actor turned politician. Arnie pumps us up and encourages us to work out.
Thanks to Richard for this one!
Sunday, 22 July 2012
Inspired by a recent post on Reddit, I went looking for an album of Vuvuzela hits. Of course, there were hundreds. This album is a collection of traditional songs played through one of these plastic trumpets of doom. No, wait, worse, it's synthesized.
Posted by azc at 10:23
Sunday, 17 June 2012
Sunday, 6 May 2012
This British group channels their inner teenager when producing this album, with liberal use of swearing, controversial subjects, and titles such as "Cuntries R Shit" and "Dictate My Pussy". Surprised they didn't call it "Greatest Shits".
Posted by azc at 12:54